That's right, back by popular demand, sexy has been brought back!
I, for one, am ecstatic. I have been writing to my congressmen for years about this. It's about freakin' time.
Nancy Pelosi, this is what the people want. We have had a grassroots campaign to bring it back and our fruitless efforts have finally paid off. We almost had a Debate on the senate floor, but then 7-11 happened and we had to think about what was really important.
I remember the first day I said to myself "hey, whatever happened to sexy?" Then about a week later I was standing on Mt. Ararat, and I was about to receive a gift from god (Actually it was 10 gifts) when I had an epiphany, "Let's bring it back!” I shouted. The crowd agreed, and here we are today.
Like Abraham said to his wife, or in his case wives. "Keturah, Sarah, and my concubine, Hagar-no not you Sammy-Them other boys don't know how to act! I think it's special what's behind your back!" How true this biblical lesson is today.
So, back by popular demand, I give you the gift of all gifts.
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