My entire life I have been haunted by a talking Israeli porcupine. That’s right. You heard me correctly. I said it. An Israeli porcupine that speaks. He often makes cameo appearances in my dreams. Whenever I dared mention this I was dismissed a "meshugina" or crazy. But I knew I wasn’t crazy, I knew what I saw. Oh, did I mention these dreams are usually set to weird disco music?
I could never place my finger on where it was from, but it was realer than the time I remember flying down my stairs, which actually did happen. But that’s not for here.
Well apparently I’m not crazy, ‘cause I found that talking Israeli porcupine on youtube, and apparently he's friends with Sarah Jessica Parker. Weird.
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I particularly admire the nerve it takes for a puppet show to list Oscar the Grouch among their special guests.
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