Top ten reality shows that didn’t make it.

1. One of these tumors is not like the other

1 doctor, 4 tumors, 3 benign, 1 malignant. Someone is going to get some bad news. But who is it? You’ll have to wait to the season finale to find out!

2. Walking the straight line

12 homosexuals are placed in a house and undergo rigorous Christian based “conversion therapy”. There will be some hot hook-ups this season!

3. American Idolitry

We have all heard about the golden calf, but watch these lesser known idols vie for the role of the real American Idol. We have a statue of a man from Tallahassee, Florida made out of plaster-au-Paris, a bronze muffin, a lock of Anna Nicole Smith’s hair, and a piece of toast with the profile of George Peppard, he played Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith on the A-team. You won’t want to miss this season’s episodes, especially when a particular piece of toast has a drunken sexual encounter with a particular bronzed breakfast pastry in the hot tub.

4. NAMBLA CAMP

It’s a summer camp not run by the YMCA, but by NAMBLA, the North American Man-Boy-Love Association. 30 men, 300 campers. Hilarity ensues.

5. Dancing the Hora with the Stars

Burnt out celebrities and Simchas make regular appearances on this dancing show. Every Bubbie will be Kveling at this wacky show. Mazel Tov!

6. Project Driveway

Watch these ladies of the night walk the asphalt like nothing you have seen before.

7. Blind Date

1 man, 1 woman, they are both totally blind. Unfortunately this show only produced 3 episodes due to the high volume of traffic fatalities caused by the talent of this show.

8. Pimp My Wife

This one is pretty self explanatory. Still hosted by Xzibit, they still try to put a flat screen in the most imaginative places.

9. My big fat obnoxious son

Pregnant women are tricked while giving birth. Their real child is switched at birth with an obnoxious, fat child who grows up to be the most irritating slob possible. Boy, she’s in for a surprise! Plus, everyone is in on the joke except her!

10. Nantasket Beach

The trashy South Boston version of the popular show, Laguna Beach. They don’t drink wine, they drink Arbor Mist. They don’t wear Gucci, they wear Jordache. Ironically they all have the same criminal records and you still have no idea what they hell they are talking about. Though on Nantasket Beach, they don’t get thrown out of clubs, they get thrown out of The Ground Round for throwing popcorn and blowing construction workers in the bathroom.