Who are the people in your neighborhood?

I have had the last two days off from work and haven’t had anything really inspire me.

So I just decided to open my window and listen. I learned a few very important things that I firmly believe you should all be aware of.

-Tina is “ a mutherfuckin ho, who sucks dick”. Clearly, this person was not aware of the scandal that Don Imus created when he used similarly flavored language.

-The crazy nocturnal crack head that lives two doors down actual does suffer from Type I Pattern baldness, contrary to my previous belief that she suffered from Type II. Her resemblance to Golum is uncanny, yet her eye or Sauron is a large bag of methamphetamines.

-The gentleman on the corner, if placed in the necessary situation would “hold the motherfuckin’ knife out in front of me, and when that nigga came, I would stab that bitch”. An unusual fighting style to say the least.

-According to a gentleman sitting on s stoop, the price if crack has increased heavily since “back in the day”. I felt compelled to inform this individual that inflation has caused the price of many goods to rise, including gasoline, raw materials, and the constant rising cost of living. But, upon further inspection, it became clear to me that he was urinating in a coca cola bottle and attempting to eat a live pigeon.

And finally.

-The lady with the revealing windbreaker “doesn’t give a fuck about shit".

Give it a try in your neighborhood, you might lean something.